THE GOVERNMENT ADDITIONALLY DECREES THAT THE FOLLOWING SPECIES ARE HEREBY BANNED FRM MIGRATING ACROSS GOVERNMENT TERRITORIES AS THEY DO NOT POSSESS THE RELEVANT IDENTIFICATION PAPERS.
- Humpback Whale
- Monarch Butterfly
- Sandhill Crane
- Canada Goose
- Snow Goose
A government spokesman made the following statement earlier today.
“Blue whales, and other illegal migrants such as the monarch butterfly pose a grave threat to our national security. They are additionally using resources that have been paid for by citizens of our country, and frankly our patience, and the general public’s is wearing thin, with millions of these illegals coming to our shores every year.
We are putting a plan in place to deport any wildebeest or canada goose, or snow goose, and we are putting thee dangerous illegals on notice that they will be deported to Rwanda, or another ‘safe’ country but will be denied entry into our country.