Alan Macmillan Orr

Update! At long last.
RATHER THAN RAISING MONEY FOR PEOPLE WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS BY GOING FOR A WALK, THOSE WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS NEED TO DO THE WALKING!
BREAKING NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED EVERY ONE IS THE SAME!!!
WHAT IS A SAFE SPACE?
WHICH ONE IS BETTER ADAPTED TO THE ENVIRONMENT?
MONEY, HOMELESSNESS AND PURPOSE
I AM NOT A NUMBER
BUSINESSES NOW DONATE CARD PROCESSING FEE TO GOOD CAUSES IF YOU USE CASH
CLOTHING NOW NOT AVAILABLE IN PLUS SIZES
IN SEARCH OF PARALASA NEPALICA
WOMEN! STOP EMPOWERING VIOLENT, CONTROLLING & POWERFUL MEN
SHARE FOOD,LOVE,DRINKS,LAUGHTER, BUT NOT PHOTOS OF IT ONLINE
THANK YOU TO ALL MUSICIANS AND SINGERS FOR MAKING THE WORLD A BRIGHTER PLACE
IS THERE ANYTHING BEYOND THE UNIVERSE?
NEVER STAY HOME. NEVER STAY SAFE.
MARTYRS’DAY – JANUARY 1st
ALL HOMES NOW HAVE CCTV TO PREVENT VIOLENCE
DON’T CREATE A FAMILY. CREATE A TEAM
DON’T COMPROMISE ON COMPASSION
FAMILY IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE NOT JUST THOSE RELATED TO YOU
STOP LYING TO EACH OTHER. BE HONEST.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN HONEST CONVERSATION?
TEXTING CAN NEVER REPLACE FACE TO FACE COMMUNICATION
PLAY A PIECE OF MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU CRY
WHERE’S MY PROFIT SHARE?
WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE AGE AND NEVER DIE?
THE MORE KEYS YOU HAVE THE LESS FREE YOU ARE
THINK. DO. BE. DIFFERENT
THE INTERNET IS WHERE THE CONTENTS OF THE HUMAN MIND BECOME VISIBLE
NEVER PAY SOMEONE LESS BECAUSE THEY ARE AN IMMIGRANT
ALL MILITARY PERSONNEL SHALL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT
TRADITION IS LIMITING HUMAN EVOLUTION
ANYONE WHO OPPRESSES THE PEOPLE…
A VICIOUS CYCLE – EXPLAINED
WHAT WOULD THE WORLD LOOK LIKE IF HUMANS WENT TO BED AT THE SAME TIME AS BIRDS?
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO VEGAN OR STOP KILLING IS AS POINTLESS AS TELLING THEM TO ONLY WEAR BLUE SHOES
WHY LEAVE EDUCATION OF THE SPECIES TO STRANGERS?
NEXT TIME YOU READ A MENU, ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION
HOW MANY SUNRISES DO YOU HAVE LEFT?
NOTHING IS PERMANENT. EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY.
ALL VIOLENCE & ANGER IS MISDIRECTED HUMAN ENERGY
DEDICATE YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF HONESTY & TRUTH
CLOTHING WILL NOW BE MADE BULLET & STAB PROOF
MEN WILL NO LONGER BE PERMITTED TO HOLD POSITIONS OF POWER & AUTHORITY
ChILDREN WILL BE TAUGHT TO UNDERSTAND THEMSELVES, NOT STUDY SUBJECTS
THIS LITTLE FELLOW…
NO GAS.NO ELECTRICITY.NO CELEBRITY CHEFS
LISTEN TO MUSIC FROM ANOTHER WORLD
VIOLENT CRIMINALS WILL NO LONGER BE IMPRISONED
WHERE DOES WATER COME FROM, WHERE DOES IT GO?
YOU CAN NOW START AGAIN
NEVER LET YOURSELF BE DEFENCELESS
NEVER USE GOD AS A JUSTIFICATION
YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO LIVE
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
FUCK THE CRAZY OUT!
PEOPLE WHO FIGHT DON’T CARE ABOUT OTHERS
THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS
AM I GOING CRAZY?
EVERYTHING IS WRONG. NOTHING IS WRONG.
BACK TO NORMAL? or the launch of alan 3.0?
digging myself out of la merde!
A little loving goes a long way…
5 INTERNET SAFETY TIPS
SMARTPHONE USE IS NOW LIMITED TO 15 MINS PER DAY
SOCIAL MEDIA IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROIN
WHY DO OTHER SPECIES NOT NOT NEED LAWS?
TAKE PLEASURE IN BEING A MINORITY
A UNIVERSAL CONUNDRUM?
WHY ARE WE THE ONLY SPECIES TO TELL LIES?
DISAGREE WITH GOVT POLICY? STOP PAYING TAX
YOU’RE STILL THE WRONG PARENT
KIDS! REMEMBER…BULLIES ARE IDIOTS
SOCIAL HOUSING TENANTS? MORE LIKELY TO…
PRIZE FOR FIRST DEVELOPER TO DECONSTRUCT BUILDINGS
MONTHLY ASSESSMENTS FOR SIGNS OF INSTABILITY
WATCH MORE ROMANTIC COMEDIES
WHY DO WE ONLY REMEMBER HUMANS IN WAR?
WORKING IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE IS NOW ILLEGAL
AI? Develop human intelligence first!
UBER HUMAN RICKSHAW
PILGRIMAGE, SPIRITUALITY, AND FOOD
EDUCATION LIMITS THE MIND
Alan vs the world!
ARE manual tradesmen more likely to be agresSive?
REFORM?
THEATRES NOW HAVE LIVE ADVERTISING DURING PERFORMANCES
HOME IS?
NEW YEARS EVE 2023 – WORLD HEADLINES
WHY I’M QUITTING SAVING THE WORLD
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE’S A POWER CUT?
HORSE RACING WILL NOW BE DONE BY ROBOTIC HORSES
AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS?
JOHN O’ GROATS
11 DAYS TO THE WALKABOUT
SKIN COLOUR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHO YOU ARE!
A LETTER TO THE PRIME MINISTER
THE WALNUT IS THE PROBLEM AND THE SOLUTION!
IF GOVERNMENTS WERE THE SOLUTION WE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS SITUATION
THE WORLD HAS BEEN RESET.WHAT WOULD YOU DO DIFFERENTLY?
BLUE WHALE MIGRATION IS NOW ILLEGAL
why are we the only species to need id?
BUY IT. SHUT IT DOWN
GROW FOOD TO FEED PEOPLE , NOT FOOD TO FEED ANIMALS TO FEED PEOPLE
WHAT DOES YOUR COMPANY MAKE?
STOP WATCHING THE NEWS
CREATE A DE-INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
STOP THINKING OF HOME AS A FIXED LOCATION
GIVE THE POLICE A DAY OFF!
BEFORE YOU START A RELATIONSHIP YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO RELATE
CHILDREN WILL BE TAUGHT ABOUT SELF
GO FISHING WITH NO HOOK
BORN INTO SLAVERY?
FARMERS ARE NOT FRIENDS OF THE EARTH
IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE LETTERS G.O.D. IN THE ALPHABET…
LEAVE YOUR HOME AND NEVER LOOK BACK
UNFUND GOVERNMENTS AND CORPORATIONS
STOP GOING TO SCHOOL
ELECTRIC CARS ARE NOT THE ANSWER. NO CARS ARE.
OBEY NO ONE.BE KIND TO EVERYONE
WORDS THAT SHOULDN’T BE INCLUDED IN THE DICTIONARY
SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY
FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE FOR A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
WE ARE SLAVES TO THE MACHINES WE HAVE BUILT
REMOVE ALL PUBLIC RUBBISH BINS
LIFE IS A PUZZLE GAME YOU HAVEN’T BEEN GIVEN THE PIECES FOR
cities have the same properties as black holes
THE ONLY PARTIES WE NEED ARE DANCE PARTIES!
possess only what you can carry
REPURPOSE MOTORWAYS AS INTERNATIONAL WALKING HIGHWAYS
TAKE CARE OF THE SOIL
WALK.LEARN.LIVE.LOVE
JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS SMALLER OR WEAKER
FIXED POSITIONS CREATE EXTREMISM
forget concrete was ever invented
LET THE HIDDEN BECOME VISIBLE
ANIMALS ARE NOT BEASTS OF BURDEN
MODERN SOCIETY IS NOTHING WITHOUT MACHINES
DOES MATTER MATTER?
YOU ARE A WALKING TALKING ADVERTISING BOARD
make executives of disposable products litter pick
HOMELESSNESS IS A STATE OF MIND
COMPASSION MAY BE OUR GREATEST FLAW
WITHOUT ELECTRICITY, LIFE GETS SIMPLER NOT HARDER
HAVE YOU WONDERED WHY YOU NEED CLOTHES?
CHILDREN ARE NOT OUR FUTURE THEY ARE OUR PAST
young people are obsessed with image
THE ONLY LIVING BEING THAT NEEDS COW MILK IS…
if you work for a company making weapons you are complicit in murder
WHEN MY MIND IS AT PEACE THE WORLD WILL BE AT PEACE
IGNORANCE IS NOT AN ATTRACTIVE ATTRIBUTE
IF PEOPLE COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR BEAUTY
CREATE SOMETHING OF VALUE AND GIVE IT AWAY
EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING. HELP EVERYONE
INSTEAD OF WORRYING WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
THEY SAY IGNORANCE OF THE LAW IS NO DEFENCE
IS THIS REALLY THE SUM OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE
SELF REALISATION EQUALS LIGHT ON
WHERE ARE WE?
WHEN I SEE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN DEVOURING AN ANIMAL CARCAS…
IMAGINE AN ANIMAL WEARING A COAT OF HUMAN SKIN
IMAGINE IF WE COLLABORATED INSTEAD OF COMPTETED?
ADDICTION IS JUST THE MIND AND BODY IN WITHDRAWAL
DO NOT DEHUMANISE YOUR FELLOW HUMANS
A THOUGHT FOR THE RELIGIOUSLY MINDED
LET GO OF THE WORLD ECO FRIENDLY
STOP TRYING TO SAVE THE PLANET
DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOUR OWN BODY, RIGHT NOW?
IF YOU NEED A/C YOU’RE NOT ADAPTED TO YOUR ENVIRONMENT
WORK DISTRACTS YOU FROM YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL
IF COMPANIES DIDN’T MAKE PRODUCTS,HOW IS YOUR HYGIENE?
ALONE AND NAKED COULD YOU SURVIVE?
STOP BUILDING
YOU NOW HAVE TO EAT YOUR OWN PET IF YOU WANT TO EAT MEAT
you watch yourself talking
USE YOUR IMAGINATION
TEST YOUR LIMITS. PUSH THROUGH YOUR LIMITS.
DON’T JUST MIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY, KEEP MOVING
top complaining about your life and create the life you want
WHY ARE WE THE ONLY SPECIES TO CARE ABOUT MONEY?
WHAT SOUND DOES THE WIND MAKE?
WHY IS JUNK FOOD CONSIDERED A TREAT?
JEALOUSY EQUALS INSECURITY
ALL MALES WILL BE FITTED WITH A GENITAL CAGE TO STOP RAPE
PRE PREGNANCY EMOTIONAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSESSMENT
TRADITION & CULTURE IS LIVING IN THE PAST